Just Joking

Love to laugh? Read other Girls Club jokes below and click the A: to see the answers.
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Joke from hailey

Q:What did the lightbulb say to the other lightbulb?
A:I love you a watt

Joke from hailey

Q: How do you know a calendar is popular?
A:Because it has a lot of dates

Joke from Sophia

Q: There was a one story house that was all pink. The flowers, the floor, the door, the walls, the stove, the bed, the couch. What colour were the stairs?
A: There were no stairs, it was a one story house!

Joke from Chloe

Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!

Joke from Hailey

Q: Why did the witches wear name tags?
A:So that they knew which witch was which.

Joke from Amanda

Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A:Spelling

Joke from Amanda

Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster?
A:From a long distance away!

Joke from Amanda

Q:Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?
A:Because he had no guts

Joke from Sophia

Q: What did the tomato say to the hat?
A:You go on a head I’ll ketchup

Joke from Candy Lover[mishy]

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
A:Swimming Trunks

Joke from Hailey

Q: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
A:Lost

Joke from kenna

Q: What do you hear when you come across a ghost and an owl?
A:boo hoo

Joke from Quinn

Q: Why did the m&m go to school?
A: To be a smartie.

Joke from Rayah

Q:There was a 1 storied house and there was a man murdered . The police came and saw 3 people there at the time the man died. The police asked the butler, the maid and the friend. The butler said he was making tea. The maid said she was doing laundry upstairs and the friend said she was watching TV. Who killed the man?

A:
The maid because the house was 1 story high and she said she was doing laundry UPSTAIRS!!!

Joke from Jiyaa

Q: When you’re done using it, it’s wet. Leave it out for a while, and it’s dry again. What is it?

A:
A towel

Joke from Sofia

Q: So Sam was looking at this Wanted Person poster. A policeman came up to him and said, “do you know this man?” Sam replied, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man’s father is my father’s son”. Who is the man on the poster?

A:
Sam

Joke from Serena

Q: When William joined the army, he didn’t like a certain phrase. Which phrase did he not like?

A:
Fire at will

Joke from hailey

Q: What runs around your house but doesn’t move?
A:A Fence

Joke from Rayah

Q: A cowboy went to town for a week on May 3rd and came back on May 3rd how can this be ?
A:Because his horse is named May 3rd

Joke from Serena

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A:because if they lived at the bay, they’d be bagels

Joke from SERENA

Q: what does a triceratops sit on ?
A:it’s tricerabottom

Joke from Quinn

Q: What ends everything?
A:The letter “g”

Joke from RAYAH

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A:Because it is too far to walk?

Joke from Jordan

Q: What is a bunny’s favourite dessert?
A:Carrot cake.

Joke from RAYAH

Q: Why did the guy not get hurt when he fell of a 189 step ladder?
A:He was on the first step

Joke from RAYAH

Q: What is a bunny’s favourite dessert?
A:hopsicle

Joke from RAYAH

What are vampires favourite sport?
A:sukker (soccer)

Joke from Serena

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A:Because it was framed!

Joke from Serena

Q: What goes up and down but never moves?
A:Stairs!

Joke from Hailey

Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A:Your age!

Joke from Olivia

Q: Where do flowers go to school?
A:Kindergarden

Joke from Rachel

Q: Why did the baker throw the butter up in the air?
A:He wanted to see the butterfly

Joke from Serena

Q: What do you call it when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A:Tyrannosaurs wrecks (rex)

Joke from Serena

Q: What did the girl octopus say to the boy octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

Joke from Kaitlyn

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it.

Joke from Amy

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten Tickles (tentacles)

Joke from Taylor

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli
Broccoli Who?
A: Broccoli doesn’t have a last name.

Joke from Hailey

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Is that you mommy?

Joke from Sofia

Q: Why was the baby ant confused?
A: Because all his uncles were ants/aunts!

Joke from Serena

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho cheese

Joke from Kenna

Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: I lava you.

Joke From Hailey

Q: What did the ocean say to the mountain?
A: Nothing it just waved.