Q: why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
Q: What is a fist's favourite part of a joke?
Q:What do you call a bagel that can fly?
A:A plain (plane) bagel!!
Q:What did the lightbulb say to the other lightbulb?
Q: How do you know a calendar is popular?
A:Because it has a lot of dates
Q: There was a one story house that was all pink. The flowers, the floor, the door, the walls, the stove, the bed, the couch. What colour were the stairs?
A: There were no stairs, it was a one story house!
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!
Q: Why did the witches wear name tags?
A:So that they knew which witch was which.
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster?
A:From a long distance away!