Q:What did the lightbulb say to the other lightbulb?
Q: How do you know a calendar is popular?
A:Because it has a lot of dates
Q: There was a one story house that was all pink. The flowers, the floor, the door, the walls, the stove, the bed, the couch. What colour were the stairs?
A: There were no stairs, it was a one story house!
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!
Q: Why did the witches wear name tags?
A:So that they knew which witch was which.
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster?
A:From a long distance away!
Q:Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?
Q: What did the tomato say to the hat?
A:You go on a head I'll ketchup
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?